Written by Don Zolidis

Directed by Carol McDonald


Please come prepared with a headshot and resume. All auditioning will be asked to read sides from the script.


Auditions take place on June 11 - 12 @ 2-5pm

Rehearsals begin July 5 -
Show runs August 11 - 28


"The Moss River Community Players are pretty okay settling for theatrical mediocrity, until one day they receive a stunning offer: an insanely wealthy woman is offering a ten million dollar prize for the best community theatre show in North Central Minnesota. The catch? They only have two days to put it together! All heck breaks loose as the cast tries their best to present 'An Unspeakable Triumph of Supreme Brilliance,' but with one actor deathly afraid of the stage, another trying to dominate the show, and a set about to collapse, will the riches slip out of their hands before curtain call?"


4W, 4M, 1 Any


SAMSON, the flamboyant director.

DAVE, the playwright and surprisingly normal.

AUDREY, a 7th grade English teacher playing the role of Jasmine.

TILLY, playing an exorcist and the epitome of Minnesota Nice.

LOREN, the stage manager.

DELILAH, the grand dame of North Central Minnesota Community Theatre who plays the real estate agent.

BOB, plays the romantic lead of Damien despite NOT being a stereotypical male lead.

SVEN GUSTAFSON, the auteur Artistic Director of Red Barn Players.

LETITIA MORDECAI-WALKER, the wife of the third-richest man in the world and former bit part player.




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